By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
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Doortje 29

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

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thefallenoo 0

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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yesiyes 0

thanks for sharing!:D

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MrBond007_fml 6

it "one blow from caving in" and "the light"

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krazy_glu3 0

somebody was prolly over there killing her and she was screaming in pain trying to get your attention.. and you assumed she's having sex. then you go and turn ur music up to drown out her screams... how horrible would it be if she WAS dying an you thought she was just having awesome sex. that'd be a FML right there.. tsktsk

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sinnikle 5

I was imagining this FML, when BEATS BY DR. DRE scrolled across my vision. This would make a cool ass commercial.

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thebigblue 2

Get over it. Old people have sex. I hope you never get laid again.

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alexxss_fml 10

these walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound. -modest mouse

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mustafa_fml 0

time to buy beats by dr dre pros! hahaha

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