Intimacy: Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By bunny - 12/10/2022 12:00

Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:12

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

thefallenoo 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:21

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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Darkrose16 0

Monday 14 February 2011 7:44

That really sux, kinda funny, sux though

SarahStarzz 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:42

WTF? it's not FYL it's FYFL (**** ur fathers life)

haleyamannda 0

Monday 28 February 2011 11:56

I feel your pain.

Angi_210 1

Friday 11 March 2011 2:04

thats ******* funny as hell. a screaming mother who sounds like a dying monkey!

TheBananaTheif 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:00

punch a hole in the wall. see if she notices.

juliaaaabooa 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 14:10

hahaha that sucks

whiteboy8 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:34

I'm sorry I've been trying these new moves on her and man she is quite the screamer o boy lemme tell ya

whiteboy8 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:36

I'm sorry I've been trying these new moves on her and man she is quite the screamer o boy lemme tell ya

cajunblood33 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 7:39

I know how u feel, my dad and his girlfriend share the room next to mine

Jacob_Taura 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 14:17

Maybe she is a dying monkey who'z lost her MOJO. XD

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