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Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Gen
France
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Bisexual!
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
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Fatwahhh 10
List him as 'Penis'.
elixaaaaa 13
He's sounds really mature...
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Comments (146)
Karenezzy 20
Put him as 'My little Dick'
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Brilliant ^ 'Little Knob' Also works.
xElitexGamer 5
List him in your contacts as "dick"
onorexveritas 23
that's endearing
safaeita 32
I honestly think he had you listed that way when you guys first met and forgot to change it
Nilorak 24
Or he is just a dick.
spazz666 18
5 years is a long time to send texts and make calls and continuously forget to change your girlfriends name from "******" to her real name.
chosha_fml 26
He made a choice not to list her by her name, but as a body part. That wasn't okay the first day they met, let alone five years into their relationship.
drewflav 17
I dunno. If he was James Bond and her name was Pussy Galore, he'd be perfectly justified calling her Pussy in his contact list ;)
curlysuejew 6
soooooo romantic
wowsaint 4
Bitter truth ...
j_cat187 19
List him as Richard
FemskyD 26
Better than asshole xD
callmeave 10
list him as " free stuff ". and see how he feels.
kurodansei 16
Relieved to know how to keep ****** around I would imagine.
Black_Knight80 13
****** is the new way of saying My love!