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Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Gen
France
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Bisexual!
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML
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Fatwahhh 10
List him as 'Penis'.
elixaaaaa 13
He's sounds really mature...
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Comments (146)
GingerRoot 13
Better than anal
HeyTherexxx 21
That does not sound like a lover to me.
homesuckfucker 28
Don't feel bad, OP. My girlfriend has my number saved as " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>>". It's just his immature sense of humor, at best.
dusl 13
Your girlfriend is a he?
sonictardis 8
#31 was saying it is OP's boyfriends sense of humor..
mattrd_fml 31
Could be worse. He could have listed you as **** or something.
fallatah 4
Sorry ******, you have been in love with a Dick!
calbiasso 12
That's not very nice, but c'mon, see the funny side of it :)
FayeLemire95 12
So I take it that your boyfriend thinks you're a "sex toy"?
buttcramp 21
I'd talk to him about it. He may have done that right when you first met and has just put off changing it cause it may make him happy to see how far the relationship has come. My guess is since you two have been together for so long, he probably really does care about you more than just for your ******. If he didn't like/love you for more than that I'm sure he would have broke it off a long time ago!
m4green 3
I think he's just trying to be funny
neond123 1
Well... Is your name ******?