Intimacy, Kids, Sex, Awkward and Fear: Tokophobics unite!

Tokophobics unite!

By izzie - 21/05/2021 14:01

Today, despite a condom, an IUD, and my boyfriend getting a vasectomy, I still managed to get pregnant. It was my first and only time having sex and I don’t want kids, ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 01:59

Today, my wife and I had zero interest in being parents, so she's on the pill and I always wear a condom, but now, with my vasectomy less than a week away, she somehow got pregnant and decides she wants to keep it. FML

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Surpriiiiiiise…

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML

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A rock and a hard place

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 19:59

Today, despite being on the pill and always using condoms, I'm pregnant. I told my boyfriend I want to keep it, hoping he wanted to keep it too. He told me he hopes I enjoy being a single parent, because he absolutely does not want it, but knows I’ll never get an abortion. FML

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Judge Judy and executioner

By jessie star - 17/10/2022 18:00

Today, I'm pregnant. So far, I have been criticized about 20 times for “making poor choices.” Not only did we use a condom, I’m also on the pill, and have an IUD. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 14:00

Today, the one time, THE ONE TIME, we ran out of condoms and had sex anyway, my girlfriend got pregnant, even though she’s on the pill. I didn’t even orgasm inside her, I had to do a Google search to learn that live sperm can emerge and go inside her even before I orgasm. We are so screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2012 20:02 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

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Childfree

By Anonymous - 01/09/2020 04:57 - Germany

Today, I explained to my boyfriend that I want to get my tubes tied, because I don’t want kids and can’t stand the fear of getting pregnant by accident, despite contraception, which has happened before. He summarized: “So, the main point is to preserve your fertility, right?” Wrong. FML

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So… what now?

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 04:00

Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML

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By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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Kraths 16

Friday 21 May 2021 15:25

Buy a lotto, because with luck like that you could win big

wysegirl 24

Friday 21 May 2021 21:23

it sucks with all those precautions. weigh all the pros and cons since we don't know your situation. while I don't personally believe in abortion you need to do what is right for you and the fetus. this is a very difficult choice you will have to make and either way it will change your future. good luck and I hope you make the right decision for you that will have the least regrets. while I know I didn't give you a solution, I hope my words can give you some strength.

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Kraths 16

Friday 21 May 2021 15:25

Buy a lotto, because with luck like that you could win big

wysegirl 24

Friday 21 May 2021 21:23

Nhayaa2.0 17

Sunday 23 May 2021 7:12

What's not understandable in "I don't want kids, ever"? I do believe that you're trying to be nice here and probably think that you are but seriously, don't. As a childfree myself, we're tired of this kind of bullsh*t. If you don't believe in abortion, keep it to yourslef, we don't need people like you to tell us to do what's best for us and that it is a difficult decision to make because you can't understand that it's actually not. Don't want kids ever = yay abortion. Thanks.

wawa_sxm 15

Tuesday 25 May 2021 21:49

wow he was being nice...you are not...and yay for you if you are proud of abortions, no need to broadcast it. I know many women that had abortions but this is the first time i'm hearing someone actually liking the act of it....smh

Chazzster 28

Saturday 22 May 2021 0:33

You have my sympathy, apparently despite all reasonable precautions you got pregnant. If you decide to have an abortion, the longer you wait, the more difficult it is to put into action. So think carefully but choose quickly what you are going to do. I am sorry but I could believe one birth control method rarely failing, two failing is possible but really small in likelihood. I assume you would know if you had an IUD put in and you should probably know if a condom was used. But I doubt boyfriend had the vasectomy - Or if he did he didn’t wait long enough afterwards. I had a vasectomy myself, after the procedure then I was checked a month later to make sure it was effective and until getting an “all clear” I had to assume I might still be shooting live ammo. By the way, you probably need to be checked to make sure the IUD is still in there. I am so sorry, sometimes shit happens despite our plans. Make your decision quickly.