Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Top comments
smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (267)
JustCallMeCloud 0
I think you should keep your daughter far from your husband. He might start training her to become a **** star...
Skikkles 0
Hey, as long as it's a good **** star you shouldn't have anything to worry about =) And I think everyone should throw out a good pornstar name in a comment until we finally figure it out!
Froppo 0
Your daughters name is Muffin Lovestit? Dayum.
Jcsati8 0
#13 How about Norma Stitz?
Metal5FDP 0
Seriously, what's the name? My husband couldn't stop laughing when he found out. If I ever have a daughter, I'm looking up **** names first now to make sure she doesn't get a **** name.
Mutanttoothbrush 6
Because all men do that, woman can be sexist too.
Tehalon 0
Christina Bella? Sounds like a normal name..
greasy_broad 0
I highly doubt her name is Princess Jugtits or anything. It's probably Jenna or Daisy, which are completely normal names. It's only creepy because the mom KNOWS where the name came from. Luckily no one else would assume as such. I just don't understand why he would TELL you that?! He should have just left it as his own creepy secret.
thesheilerdee 0
So is your daughter's name "Chastity"?
mjsmclaren 0
what's her middle name, Deepthroat, Stylez, Haze? If her first name starts with a "B" her middle name should start with a "J"
PandaPandaPandaX 0
My first name is a pornstars name and my initials are BJ. I have reason enough to hate my parents.
juni_kewl 0
I know someone who's first two names are bryston James and everyone calls him BJ. even teachers, so it's kinda weird...
nomnominss 0
hahaaaaa
lolbitch 0
wow, how did you find out? well, too late anyway.