Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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Comments (267)
mcsnelly 5
I agree #18 is probably right...the name is probably completely normal (or maybe even if his fav. **** star has a cheesy **** name, maybe he used her real name?). But that is SOOO creepy!! Who the hell would name their DAUGHTER after a **** STAR?!?!??!
bridgetheartsyou 0
ew. that is super creepy. he then associates his daughter with a pornstar and sex and that is highly creepy and potentially illegal
dudeseriously 0
Why FYL? Unless his favorite **** star is a dude...
texashorns82492 0
I agree with #24
browniemcgee 0
it's more like **** her life.
Kaaaaatie 0
maybe your daughter will get inspiration from her namesake.. ;) you might get a cut of the money if she does!
theforeignone 0
Did he name her after the **** star because he liked her ****, or her name? He might've just discovered the name and liked it. So then your daughter isn't really named *after* the **** star, but just happens to have the same name as her.
thisguy45 2
If he named his daughter after a **** star then I don't think he did it because he liked the name....
24788 7
That's just creepy to name your daughter after a sex idol. It would be more normal to maybe give you a nickname of a pornstar.
kellybri 0
What's the conversation that led up to this? Husband: Hey's, honey, let's watch some **** together. You: Okay. - In the middle of the video - Husband: Oh, there's the girl I named our daughter after! She's quite somethin', ey? ;)
lilmisslovely13 15
lol that's prob exactly how it went. op thats really messed up, sorry. but maybe it's a normal name :)
zymn 6
o o is it Sasha Grey? if it is, your husband has good taste. and, at least the name doesn't sound very slutty...