Work: Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my...

By Problem - 07/11/2010 20:34 - United States

Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was offered a position as a trainer at a great company. My manager was livid when I told her. This is after she told me I was wasting my time trying to become a trainer and if I wanted to become one, I should apply elsewhere. FML

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Office life sucks

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 02:00

Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML

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By BadNurse - 11/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Evansville

Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML

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Oh, the irony

By bearprint - 06/07/2016 18:45

Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2018 12:00

Today, the manager that made my life a living hell for 3 years, who was demoted 6 weeks ago and transferred to another store, was transferred back to us as a salesperson. Now we work side by side 42 hours a week on the same exact schedule. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 18:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I was notified I'm being discharged after 2 weeks because my employers don't have the time to train me at my first real job in 6 years. FML

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By Mayrose125 - 29/11/2016 07:32

Today, I learned that my boss is training one the the trainees I trained to be supervisor. Everyone supports this, including me. So what's the issue? I was promised that position almost 2 years ago. Apparently, I train people well enough to promote, but I'm not good enough to be promoted myself. FML

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By DED - 21/03/2019 12:00 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out that a co-worker has been promoted to Store Manager. She has been here for less than 6 months, and I have been with the company for 10 years. Guess who has been training her for the last 6 months. FML

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By hatemyjob - 15/12/2015 00:15 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML

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Bunch of NPCs

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 16:00

Today, my manager sat me down and insinuated that it's my fault that our new hires are useless. Not one person ever told me that I was responsible for training them. I'm not in charge, and they've been here for weeks. FML

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Hannerzzz 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:25

I didnt know mangers could talk.

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 0:33

Joseph Heller would be proud.

Comments

Hannerzzz 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:25

I didnt know mangers could talk.

amberbby69 6

Monday 8 November 2010 0:27

bahahahha!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 8 November 2010 6:24

this reminds me of when i was transferred from my lolly shop i worked at to willy wonka's choclate factory, we went on a wild adventure and i met oompa-loompa's and ate all the choclate you could dream of. it was awesome!!!

imnotonaboat 0

Monday 8 November 2010 6:38

You're fired win

woofis 0

Monday 8 November 2010 7:54

you've been ******

trueblue42 4

Monday 8 November 2010 15:43

welcome to the world of corporate bullshit!

Wheels6130 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 4:21

lol

amberbby69 6

Monday 8 November 2010 0:29

Maybe they just didn't want to hire you anymore. lol

xLoginx 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:31

that's the smart way of firing you

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 0:33

Joseph Heller would be proud.

beccusmaximus 0

Monday 8 November 2010 1:30

Indeed!

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 2:29

Boy am I glad someone got this. For all the people reading this thinking, "Who the hell is Joseph Heller?" just google him. You'll figure it out. Maby. That last one was for ImaginaryFoe.