Oh, hello there By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States 4 0 11 54 Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML I agree, your life sucks 57 608 You deserved it 8 841 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States 3 2 18 76 Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML I agree, your life sucks 98 042 You deserved it 16 710 Tweet Share