Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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Top comments
The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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Comments (322)
kalynnepointer 7
How is she 5 months pregnant If she stopped taking her pill 2 months ago?
Dilwann 27
Gf of five months. Stopping taking the pill 3 months in. Meaning max. 2 months pregnant. Read it again, it's not that hard.
newburton13 26
Don't pay any child support. At all.
kims0706 10
Not your fault for having a crazy ass gf, but u shouldn't have had sex 3 months in. Sometimes I feel like people forget that it's main purpose is to
kims0706 10
Not your fault for having a crazy ass gf, but u shouldn't have had sex 3 months in. Sometimes I feel like people forget that it's main purpose is to reproduce, not just to feel good. So if you don't want kids your hand is now your new best friend.
Ab5traktion_83 9
Bitches be crazy. Cover your rod.
alex_gen 39
Pretty sure it's not yours... Either way YDI.
ronnixoxo 18
having a child is a beautiful event.
fantasyworld 39
Get away from her.
lostgypsy 5
You realize the timing is off right? Two months ago she got off, she's five months pregnant? Your not fertile the month after you stop depending on how much you got in your system.
jcash52426 5
Congratulations your a dad!