By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
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darwinism 30

Go to the girl and say "Hi. Look, since you are here now I can move back out. I moved in because he is a little slow in the head. By the way, don't do anything with his penis. He is very insecure about it because it hasn't grown since he was 3 years old. He hates when his girfriends' touch it." Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.

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EvilPotato 14

And the girl actually believed that terrible excise??

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zandalee 19

Not smart though... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

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mpalmiter 0

Wow Op, I'm sorry he did that to you. That is really low. I hope you are able to find a new home and move on with your life soon.

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BongRipsForJesus 7

Dumb*. Don't be alarmed, the "b" is silent..

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PipingMouse 14

Your boyfriend deserves to fall accidentally down the stairs a few times, or atleast get a good smack from you OP. Lazy sister? Do you guys even look alike?

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junkman6 22

I dunno officer he fell down the stairs over an over again with a knife in his hand. Craziest shit you ever did see!

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retrorewind 13

you should have sex and video it. then show the other girl how tight the family is

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With_Love929 3

Wow that's sick and funny all at the same time! D:D

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J4QU1M3 3

All guys are the same, blah blah blah I'm never dating again, blah blah. What you need to do is date a guy who isn't an asshole, douchebag, or swagfag and will actually treat you better, if that means not moving in with them for a while until you know them then so be it, just don't go on a rampage and say a) all guys are the same or b) you were never warned. I'm sorry but YDI

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darawbs 0

She deserves it for having a boyfriend who can't keep himself faithful? Are you retarded?

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foshizzle82 7

How the hell does she deserve it? Regardless of all the crap you said, NO ONE ever deserves to be cheated on no matter what. It's a dogs act.

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mpalmiter 0

#47- You are assuming they moved in together quickly and ass-u-me-ing she rhinks all guys are the same. Why so hostile? Are you having a bad day too? -__-

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cpucooler 4

Maybe if you didn't "just lie there" and make him feel like a necrophile he wouldn't have referred to you as lazy.

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sougstad 7

Everyone on Fml is perfect and not one person has ever cheated, right? at least thats the impression that im under. Understandably, the boyfriend is wrong on many levels. I however think it amusing that every single commenter is lambasting when I can all but guarantee that at least a quarter of you have cob webs of your own. Sometimes, people will do crazy things, as it is in human nature to do so, and we can all pity this OP in this segment, but if you have ever cheated and your blasting this guy, you should rethink what you write here, or write nothing at all. It's times like these when phonies shoul d be exposed

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bunny911 16

Meant to thumb this up, not down. Sorry.

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SammyS2012 21

There's a difference in cheating, let's say, in monopoly and cheating on a significant other. I would NEVER cheat on my boyfriend. Even if Ian Somerhalder came up to me and propositioned sex, I would never be unfaithful. That's wrong on so many levels, and honestly, there's no excuse for cheating on a significant other.

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