He's fine

Are you sure he's still alive?

unless you knew there wouldn't be enough drinks or prevented him from entering the house, it's not your fault. each adult is responsible for their own safety.

I mean he didn't want to do it and she convinced him against his better judgment. let's not pretend that adults aren't convicted to do things that they don't feel comfortable doing. I'm also willing to bet he ended doing the cooking which is why he got the heat stroke and op didn't didn't.

Did you check on his wiener?

It may have roasted.

Do you mean he roasted his wiener inside her backyard?

Some disasters can be prevented with a little lube.

Where do you live? The Australian Outback? Unless there was no shade, and you had the poor guy exercising with no fluids, he should not have gotten heat stroke. Standing around cooking wieners with drinks in the shade should not cause heat stroke.

I disagree. I've gotten heat stroke from just walking around and I live in QLD, not the outback. Different people have different tolerances.

You owe him an apology blowjob.

Heat stroke is pretty serious. Are you sure he’s not just being a pussy?!?