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Gassed

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went clubbing. A girl I was dancing with leaned in with a disgusted expression and said, "God, it stinks! Someone keeps farting… I swear they've got IBS." It was me. I have IBS. I was farting. FML

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F everyone else's L because you neglected to put on your charcoal diaper!

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Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 20 July 2023 10:07

I walked through a raunchy fart cloud and we had a good laugh over how much it stank. my daughter drunkenly confided later that it was her wife

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 July 2023 14:32

F everyone else's L because you neglected to put on your charcoal diaper!

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