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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 02:00

Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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We have so much in common

By Frank - 19/09/2022 09:00

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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That one hot friend

By Stillicide - 18/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:52

If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.

Fsvb 32

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:53

Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.

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adam_night 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:19

Wish I had friends like he did growing up, I would have been a lot less sad all the time.

thapora 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:21

Soooo he's now ur ex boyfriend right?!

ardencred 7

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:51

He has a good heart! Definitely a keeper!

Schiffy 18

Wednesday 6 March 2013 5:00

This sounds a lot like that new Charlie Sheen show.......

Adela21 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 5:20

Bestfriends don't do that.. Time for a better boyfriend.

Sugarita 7

Wednesday 6 March 2013 12:23

Agreed

StrugsNotDrugs 19

Wednesday 6 March 2013 5:57

Dump him. He's being a ******* prick. There are nicer non cheating guys out there.

KareBear7364 5

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:06

threesome!

bryan788 29

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:17

it's a better excuse than saying I tripped and it slipped in

Sugarita 7

Wednesday 6 March 2013 12:24

Hahahhaha hilarious

trav_o 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 6:25

Where can i find friends like this??

Sugarita 7

Wednesday 6 March 2013 12:25

Naughty naughty

cappellaaa 23

Wednesday 6 March 2013 7:02

and then you broke up with him right?

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