Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML
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nick347b 6
Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.
baconstrips 12
Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!
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Comments (202)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Tell him to grow some balls.
darkxsky86 7
Why are you with that ******? To confirm his faggotness take your **** and rub it all over his face. If he goes "ewww!!! gross!!" then its time to move on...
AidensHorizon 4
I can touch them for you if you want me to ;)
pigbilly 0
Stop saying he's ten because when I was 8 my mind was in full gear for sex it cooled down a little bit but still... Ever think that she could be jail bait?
Krazygye 0
its his nice way of saying ur an a-cup
lifesloser 0
(•)(•) = being disowned by your parents
hookemhrns 0
Weird! Get a new BOyfriend
crazydanny9870 0
You gotta be kidding me. I love boobies. I guess I'll be doing the touching
ForeverGLFan 6
GET ANOTHER BOYFRIEND! WHAT THE HELL?!
Cosmic_Horror 1
I wouldn't break up with him out of hand. Either he gets over this in a reasonably timely fashion, or you move on.