By Pissedoff777 - United States
  Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  slitherbomb  |  0

Oh, and btw, it doesn't make it taste better. My friend told me because I would never do that because I'm not gay and like the vajayjay.........

  DigitalFusion  |  4

It's not just a matter of eating fruit. You have to change your diet. Red meats and things like garlic asparagus onions etc. Will make the flavor worse.
The best thing to improve flavor is pineapple and pineapple juice. I drink pineapple juice on a regular basis, and avoid eating red meat as often as I used to and I can tell you the number of bjs I get has doubled maybe even tripled. Nothing else has changed(same girlfriend, see each other about just as often etc.) I'm a firm believer that your diet makes a difference.


My boyfriend has a horrible diet of ramen, ma & cheese, & Dr. Pepper yet he tastes fine. I wish I could get him to eat fruit though. Or anything healthy for that matter. Men can seemingly live off of anything.

  Link5794  |  18

teehee you said pussy

  btnhdude  |  0

high on disorder! disorder!

imma total square, (No Im Not!)
Imma fuckin' paragon
threesome with Teddy bears
while watching Aragon,

  robchfra  |  5

I like your gr 9 science teacher but I am curious how this conversation in class came up. I can't really see "making your cum taste better" as a teaching point in a sexuality class.

  sourgirl101  |  28

Pineapple, kiwi, blueberries, I believe it's fruit with an acidy/sweetness. Oh and of corse drinking plenty of water to flush out all those toxins in your system. (:

By  jobsman99  |  0

my gal likes me to drink pineapple juice she says my sperm tastes much better and stay away from asparagus. of course I drink pineapple juice daily so she likes her taste of my sperm every day too.