Intimacy: Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch...

By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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nick347b 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:59

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

baconstrips 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:01

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

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TEDavey 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:30

I say leave him and we can go out! I'd love to touch your boobs! :-) haha

tigermilz 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:46

Im 20 and ill touch them for you in front of my parents but then again you can be ugly lol

zinnath 9

Saturday 12 November 2011 14:23

Well he probably likes boys

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:04

Rub them in his face so that he won't HAVE to touch them...Problem solved!

julia_lynn 21

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:57

I agree with other posts - rub them in his face, or better yet, disrobe and touch them in front of him. He won't be able to take it for long. :P

detorio 2

Monday 14 November 2011 16:40

The hell? Laaaame x81

WinterSanctity 21

Monday 14 November 2011 17:38

Tell him you won't touch him because you're afraid your parents will find out.

SammiJS121 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:14

How old are you.? lol , thats sad.

brandont03 1

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:26

He is gay for sure!!!

Ripsaw02 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:46

The ****?

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