By Anonymous - 9/11/2011 21:52 - United States
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
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By  divadro102  |  16

I looked up and there it was, the biggest hose i ever saw. It was on and i knew daddy would be proud, if i reach up and shut the knob. Arms outstretched i reached for it, but clumsy little me slipped and got all wet. Now daddy's angry and i'm kind of smelly. I ruined his dishes, no more telly?

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

All kids are curious, I heard a story that when my brother was little my parents caught him peeing on the truck tire, when my dad asked him why, he said "That's what our dog does!"

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He might be able to remember it. When I was OP's sons age I almost drowned. I can recall falling in and sinking to the bottom before my dad jumped in and grabbed me- so it's very possible his son will remember the time he got pissed on by dad.