Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw I had 2 kids she wanted to know why I bothered since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML
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By
Tim Carver
| 9
why does she know where you live if you havent seen her in 6 years
By
MidnaLink
| 32
So, does that mean she was a disappointment too?
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By
Bloo2555
| 22
Wow. Just wow.
By
Zekfen
| 17
Your momma drinks because you cry. She was sober for those 6 years. Good job!
By
Ladisa
| 28
This got progressively worse.
By
MidnaLink
| 32
So, does that mean she was a disappointment too?
By
Tim Carver
| 9
why does she know where you live if you havent seen her in 6 years
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Noelletakumi
| 36
Maybe he hasn’t moved house in six years?
By
ThrottleJockey
| 34
Are your kids allergic to chocolate? No? Free cake!
By
R3L4Y_-
| 4
This is so random
But its still hilarious!
But its still hilarious!
By
zuckerburg
| 21
i find it weird that so many FML users are allergic to chocolate. It's almost like you HAVE to have a chocolate allergy to be or post on this site...
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alycion
| 38
Being allergic to chocolate is a FML in itself.
By
boopingsnoot
| 23
r/JustNoMIL
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chosha_fml
| 25
Some parents are way more disappointing.