By Anonymous - 12/09/2018 18:30

Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw I had 2 kids she wanted to know why I bothered since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML
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why does she know where you live if you havent seen her in 6 years

So, does that mean she was a disappointment too?

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Wow. Just wow.

Zekfen 17

Your momma drinks because you cry. She was sober for those 6 years. Good job!

This got progressively worse.

So, does that mean she was a disappointment too?

why does she know where you live if you havent seen her in 6 years

Maybe he hasn’t moved house in six years?

Are your kids allergic to chocolate? No? Free cake!

This is so random But its still hilarious!

i find it weird that so many FML users are allergic to chocolate. It's almost like you HAVE to have a chocolate allergy to be or post on this site...

Being allergic to chocolate is a FML in itself.

boopingsnoot 24

r/JustNoMIL

Some parents are way more disappointing.