FML : Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate,...

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Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw I had 2 kids she wanted to know why I bothered since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 12 September 2018 18:30 /

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By Tim Carver | 9

#7692241 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:55

why does she know where you live if you havent seen her in 6 years

By MidnaLink | 31

#7692232 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:28

So, does that mean she was a disappointment too?

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By Bloo2555 | 22

#7692218 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 19:50

Wow. Just wow.

By Zekfen | 17

#7692230 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:19

Your momma drinks because you cry. She was sober for those 6 years. Good job!

By Ladisa | 28

#7692231 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:26

This got progressively worse.

By MidnaLink | 31

#7692232 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:28

So, does that mean she was a disappointment too?

By Tim Carver | 9

#7692241 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:55

why does she know where you live if you havent seen her in 6 years

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Noelletakumi | 36

#7692481 - Thursday 13 September 2018 10:18

Maybe he hasn’t moved house in six years?

By ThrottleJockey | 34

#7692344 - Thursday 13 September 2018 1:56

Are your kids allergic to chocolate? No? Free cake!

By R3L4Y_- | 4

#7692376 - Thursday 13 September 2018 4:46

This is so random
But its still hilarious!

By zuckerburg | 21

#7692416 - Thursday 13 September 2018 7:50

i find it weird that so many FML users are allergic to chocolate. It's almost like you HAVE to have a chocolate allergy to be or post on this site...

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alycion | 32

#7692519 - Thursday 13 September 2018 11:33

Being allergic to chocolate is a FML in itself.

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7692532 - Thursday 13 September 2018 12:12

r/JustNoMIL

By chosha_fml | 25

#7692696 - Thursday 13 September 2018 16:36

Some parents are way more disappointing.

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