Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, my ex-wife's kids, who I dumped alongside her and completely cut ties with when I found out they weren't mine, found me on social media. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, after a few years of not feeling ready since my daughter born, I went to my ex's apartment to tell her I am ready to be a dad. Turns out she moved out, two years ago, and left me forwarding address for me. I tried calling her phone. The number was disconnected. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
ask for a dna-test. she seems crazy enough to make up the story to get some extra money.
Mirorbo 27
Women like that are not making other single moms look good with the 'money hungry' stereotype that's growing these days....
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Comments (149)
rockonjar 0
a bullet is cheaper you know....
mona_is_here 10
WIN
Waaaarrrd 0
when it comes to 8 year old Billy... you are the father!
Jordvt 3
haha! :)
j4ym4n 2
**** the bitch mate deny it all she just wants cash.
El_Mero_Mero 0
It's my baby mama (yeanknow) I want child support She get welfare checks, but I stay in court It's my baby mama (yeanknow) she be ridin' Cady And she always lookin' for sugar daddies..
theshortbus 0
go on the Maury show
BREADEDELF 3
Bitch be trippin'
theAdmiralTV 0
Bitches be tripping like what's up
babyale760 0
single mommas should be strong and do everything on their own, the best example of a true women. op, just teach her a lesson. slapp the bitch for your pleasure. :D
nyf137 20
I don't think that single moms should be expected to do EVERYTHING on their own, especially since they're trying to make up a whole other person that's absent...
camifornilla 2
congrats! happy dadhood!
loski87 4
make sure you get a paternity test
alfigel 0
FYL. It's probably not your child, and she's trying to rip you off.