Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, my ex-wife's kids, who I dumped alongside her and completely cut ties with when I found out they weren't mine, found me on social media. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, after a few years of not feeling ready since my daughter born, I went to my ex's apartment to tell her I am ready to be a dad. Turns out she moved out, two years ago, and left me forwarding address for me. I tried calling her phone. The number was disconnected. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
ask for a dna-test. she seems crazy enough to make up the story to get some extra money.
Mirorbo 27
Women like that are not making other single moms look good with the 'money hungry' stereotype that's growing these days....
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Comments (149)
astroid714 0
i say u flee the country just because ........ things can get ugly!!!
sourgirl101 29
Hey it's about your kid, not her. What ever her motive, your child still deserves your support. Sorry you lost so many precious years.
rasta_pasta 4
scaaaaaam
angelface456 0
holy shit 8 years ago and she never told you..... !!!!!! how did u not know? there had to be pics of the kid on facebook
towboatdude 0
I smell a possible scam coming on here. why after 8 yrs is she just now telling the OP? smells fishy here. first things first go get a lawyer. " In the case of 8yr old Timmy? You are not the father!!" as Maury would say. After the dumb broad stood there and said he's the only one I slept with and no body else. and later on she's back with 6 different guys to be tested. now that's funny as hell.
o3livi0us1 0
what he said. The laws are a little weird in some places. in most states even if DNA says you are the father, if someone else signs their name to the birth cirtificate as the father, you have no rights to the kid at all. It's his duty to pay for the kid not yours. Talk to a lawyer ASAP.
heyyitshannah 0
this FML spells out LIE
xGabri3L 3
Don't buy him an xbox.. Get him a Beamer Benz or Bentleyy! (: but sorry to hear this.
LeoFML 1
YDI for ******* a bitch that would remember you after.
yolie_fml 0
LMAO!
jharajuku 0
at least you didn't have to pay for 8 years of child support. lol
xEraseMe 0
that's why I don't have facebook
FFML_314 12
You don't have a Facebook, because you don't want your ex contacting you 8 years down the road and informing you of your love child? Highly unlikely.
LeoFML 1
Yeah, 46, get outta' here you Myspace fag.
TheNewGuy03 29
...i have about 60 kids, all by different mothers. all because of facebook. ****. |the kid|
yomamasmama 0
well that's what you get for not using a condom! and paying child support is something you have to do, don't complain !
nyf137 20
Yeah, because condoms are a sure fire way to never get pregnant... NOT! Unless you're one of those people that actually believes it's impossible to get pregnant using condoms.. in which case you might want to do a little research