Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, my ex-wife's kids, who I dumped alongside her and completely cut ties with when I found out they weren't mine, found me on social media. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, after a few years of not feeling ready since my daughter born, I went to my ex's apartment to tell her I am ready to be a dad. Turns out she moved out, two years ago, and left me forwarding address for me. I tried calling her phone. The number was disconnected. FML
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Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
ask for a dna-test. she seems crazy enough to make up the story to get some extra money.
Mirorbo 27
Women like that are not making other single moms look good with the 'money hungry' stereotype that's growing these days....
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Comments (149)
godofcyanide 8
Paternity Test Tuesday indeed. Demand one before giving her a dime, and tell her if the kid isn't yours, you want the money for the test.
foglyogly 0
motherfucking paternity test. get one
darkmis1 18
Get a paternity test before you give her any money.
ewisotsky 0
bloodtest?
catriona_cd 0
that appened to a friend of mine. he was laughing through the whole thing cos he was sterile since birth (so they think).. the woman ended up having to pay all court costs and for the dna testing. he knew from the start it wasnt his, but didnt tell her he was sterile so she took him to court and she had to pay all the tests :)
Anaxes 5
That cracked me up.
runningwildfire 0
I agree about getting the test, but if the child is his the court will make him pay back support from childs birth to now. All I can say is that if the child is yours, try to spend as much time catching up as possible. I've never met my dad, but I would give anything just to see him once.
nyf137 20
The court should force him to pay back pay since it's not his fault that he didn't know about the child, it's hers.. OP didn't do anything wrong
squishy_pillow 0
you don't have to pay child support unless your name is on the birth certificate. otherwise, she has to get a court order to make you take a paternity test. if you are the father you have a legal right to visitation. don't be a dumbass. get proof before wasting your money on some woman who is probably just trying to use you! wow.
daengh 15
#89 - Wrong-o! Most states in the US, California included, take the mother's word at time of birth as to who the father is. If he wasn't there & she named him as the dad, *he's the dad*, legally. It's probably way past the statute of limitations for him to challenge it.
daengh 15
Get a paternity test before you admit to anything and before you write a single check. Otherwise even if you can prove it's not your kid you'll be paying until they're 18. And in Kalifornia, you can look forward to having to come up with 8 years' worth of back support. Smile! sign me "10 months to go"....
rizzkiyoshi 19
have you at least gotten a paternity test done?
CaptainLo 0
That's what you get for impregnating a bitch and not using a lid. Get as much custody as you can and child support will be minimal.