Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, I desperately want a kid with my wife, but unfortunately I'm stuck on the hook for child support. The kid was a mistake, a pregnancy from a relationship that lasted less than two months, and unless I can get my payments reduced there's no way my wife and I can afford a kid of our own. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Today, my possibly soon-to-be ex-husband assaulted his sister because she said that our adoptive kids weren't really ours. Because of the pending criminal charges, we may have the adoption revoked. FML
Today, I was ordered to pay most of my income in child support to my ex. We weren't ever married and her kid is not mine! We lived together for two years until we realized we weren't compatible, then she sued me when we split. I'm now paying more than her kid's rich-ass dad. How the fuck is this fair? FML
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SAgirl 24
Adopting kids together is like having kids together. You can't just leave her when you find a woman with working overies and expect your ex to raise them like they were only hers.
TomeDr 25
Real kids??? What are the one ones you adopted with your ex, holograms? I’m guessing you’re a lousy dad.
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SAgirl 24
Adopting kids together is like having kids together. You can't just leave her when you find a woman with working overies and expect your ex to raise them like they were only hers.
mike3775 39
Seriously, you are saying that the adopted kids are not “real kids”? I have 2 adopted kids with my ex and at no time have I ever considered them “not real”, they are my children point blank. YDI
TomeDr 25
Real kids??? What are the one ones you adopted with your ex, holograms? I’m guessing you’re a lousy dad.
Hangryko 32
I hope those child support payments will be high AF, with alimony. YDI
angus 17
It’s always the small print that screws you. That’s a tough one.
Linda Graber 12
As an adoptee all I have to say is you are a horrible person. You already have real kids.
BurnInDemonFire 39
With that attitude I have only one thing to say to you - good.
Vesi 30
I have one bio, 3 step and one adopted. They are ALL my kids. You are a heartless wretch. "Real" kids? Just wow.
jlc82 14
damn I feel sorry for your kids (yes they are yours asswipe) I hope you won't ever be able to reproduce with anyone and the adopted kids want nothing to do with your deadbeat ass after they turn 18.
AvatarNicole9 30
Talking about your adopted children that way is disgusting. You're horrible.