Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, my ex-wife's kids, who I dumped alongside her and completely cut ties with when I found out they weren't mine, found me on social media. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, after a few years of not feeling ready since my daughter born, I went to my ex's apartment to tell her I am ready to be a dad. Turns out she moved out, two years ago, and left me forwarding address for me. I tried calling her phone. The number was disconnected. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
ask for a dna-test. she seems crazy enough to make up the story to get some extra money.
Mirorbo 27
Women like that are not making other single moms look good with the 'money hungry' stereotype that's growing these days....
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Comments (149)
redwolf56 2
And what's sad is that the state will make you pay even though you didn't know for the last 8 years
iammaddie1234 9
Sounds like my own sorry mother, always saying my dad's not paying enough child support even though she won't even get a job or pay him any for me. I hate how society favors the mothers sometimes
crapmaster3000 19
Move to a different country,OP
bobbabson 8
Ha
fantasyworld 39
Something doesn't seem right, why after 8 years is she contacting you?
Sansational_ 18
That's rough mate. Good luck.
Zeroace 18
It's people like that that give single mothers a bad rep.
burnforeternity 30
DNA test
joeyl1990 28
I would demand a DNA test and if the kid is yours sue the crap out of her for never telling you. Not sure what that would fall under but that is bullcrap she never told you.