By Ryuun12 - 03/10/2014 03:20 - United States - Morgan Hill

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML
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Ryuun12 4

Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.

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Welshite 39

They even gave you a standing ovation.

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vbmah 12

I'd rather have a thigh clap than a thigh gap!

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tehaustiebear 34

I guess you could say he's all about that bass, no treble.

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Pauline96_fml 20

#33 actually I've found that thigh claps often occur along with thought rub burns

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dreamweaver1227 11

i thought it said she got a round of applesauce for a second.

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Luluthus 41

#54 OP is male. I find your assumption that the one with the large thighs must be female interesting,

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EpicGuy70 13

Well… damn, no words except for my sympathy.

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Khaleesi_26 30

Why sympathy? I don't want to sound rude but If OP doesn't like his weight, he can always start working out or changing small things in his diet. The first few pounds are hard to loose but after that it gets easier. I could understand if OP had a condition than in that case disregard my comment.

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flutterby789 8

my thighs hit together, I like my shape! stop being so presumptious that only size zero is what people desire. id hate to have a miley cyrus-esque thigh gap. curves all the way baby!!

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breaking6883 17

You reply to a LOT of comments... I see you everywhere! XD

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Khaleesi_26 30

Me? If you're referring to me it's because i have a big mouth online and in real life and i always have something to say.

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katachristic 19

I like curves too, but OP very heavily implied dissatisfaction with being overweight. She was only saying that when one doesn't like something about oneself, they often make excuses rather than solve their problem.

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redheadedmonster 24

All I can say is OUCH!!!! Hope you're okay!

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cinskeep43 15

I'm not sure you understand exactly what is happening here....

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redheadedmonster 24

Whatever I don't care I've been up going on 36 hours forgive me if I didn't get it

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Nilorak 24

If you didn't care, why did you reply? :)

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Helpfulman 17

@7 if you've really been up for 36 hours you should probably be sleeping, not on FML.

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alianabento 2

#4 people can be so insensitive. I'm sorry on their behalf. I hope you're able to rest soon!

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cinskeep43 15

look on the bright side, it was only your thighs...

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201chasew 22

He could be a back dancer in music videos. make that ass clap instead of your thighs.

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iAmPaul 49

I doubt that his thighs are the only fatty body parts of his.

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almightyteapot 8

Paul, they might be :) I have quite a normal frame except for my glorious thunder thighs. People come in all shapes and sizes!

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jigglypuff34 16

Very well written! Weight can be lost. Your writing genius will always be with you. Keep your head up.

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LittleBells 17

Its true!! Most women are jealous of people who have Thick thighs. My sister is always complaining that she doesn't have thick thighs.

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headofmedusa 15

I'd rather be thick than thin any day

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cakefete2 30

It provides excellent insulation. I'm never cold.

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PhatCake 10

My thighs do that too sometimes its all good, though i love the way this is worded xD

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