FML : Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Ryuun12 Say more :

Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.

By Ryuun12 - / Friday 3 October 2014 03:20 / United States - Morgan Hill

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By Journiexo | 18

#6079957 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:03

Thunder thighs!

By Welshite | 39

#6079962 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:05

They even gave you a standing ovation.

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By Journiexo | 18

#6079957 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:03

Thunder thighs!

vbmah | 12

#6080202 - Friday 3 October 2014 19:54

I'd rather have a thigh clap than a thigh gap!

False_Stupidity | 41

#6080279 - Friday 3 October 2014 21:58

Then it was a thunder clap?

tehaustiebear | 34

#6080317 - Friday 3 October 2014 23:11

I guess you could say he's all about that bass, no treble.

Pauline96_fml | 20

#6080481 - Saturday 4 October 2014 2:47

#33 actually I've found that thigh claps often occur along with thought rub burns

Pauline96_fml | 20

#6080484 - Saturday 4 October 2014 2:48

* thigh

dreamweaver1227 | 11

#6080717 - Saturday 4 October 2014 8:37

i thought it said she got a round of applesauce for a second.

Luluthus | 41

#6080980 - Saturday 4 October 2014 17:41

#54 OP is male. I find your assumption that the one with the large thighs must be female interesting,

TheSwegMaster69 | 11

#6083810 - Tuesday 7 October 2014 20:07

Sexism at it's finest, congrats #54.

By EpicGuy70 | 13

#6079958 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:04

Well… damn, no words except for my sympathy.

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6080139 - Friday 3 October 2014 18:49

Why sympathy? I don't want to sound rude but If OP doesn't like his weight, he can always start working out or changing small things in his diet. The first few pounds are hard to loose but after that it gets easier. I could understand if OP had a condition than in that case disregard my comment.

flutterby789 | 8

#6080277 - Friday 3 October 2014 21:50

my thighs hit together, I like my shape! stop being so presumptious that only size zero is what people desire. id hate to have a miley cyrus-esque thigh gap. curves all the way baby!!

breaking6883 | 14

#6080433 - Saturday 4 October 2014 1:05

You reply to a LOT of comments... I see you everywhere! XD

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6080458 - Saturday 4 October 2014 1:40

Me? If you're referring to me it's because i have a big mouth online and in real life and i always have something to say.

katachristic | 19

#6080707 - Saturday 4 October 2014 8:09

I like curves too, but OP very heavily implied dissatisfaction with being overweight. She was only saying that when one doesn't like something about oneself, they often make excuses rather than solve their problem.

By Welshite | 39

#6079962 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:05

They even gave you a standing ovation.

Jojohn0 | 23

#6084938 - Thursday 9 October 2014 2:59

Congrats

By redheadedmonster | 24

#6079972 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:14

All I can say is OUCH!!!! Hope you're okay!

cinskeep43 | 15

#6079976 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:16

I'm not sure you understand exactly what is happening here....

redheadedmonster | 24

#6079978 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:18

Whatever I don't care I've been up going on 36 hours forgive me if I didn't get it

Nilorak | 24

#6080008 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:48

If you didn't care, why did you reply? :)

Helpfulman | 17

#6080054 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:18

@7 if you've really been up for 36 hours you should probably be sleeping, not on FML.

alianabento | 2

#6080078 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:53

#4 people can be so insensitive. I'm sorry on their behalf. I hope you're able to rest soon!

coming back in the future | 30

#6092484 - Saturday 18 October 2014 9:59

Just cus you think shes hot

By cinskeep43 | 15

#6079973 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:14

look on the bright side, it was only your thighs...

201chasew | 22

#6080165 - Friday 3 October 2014 19:14

He could be a back dancer in music videos. make that ass clap instead of your thighs.

iAmPaul | 49

#6080230 - Friday 3 October 2014 20:29

I doubt that his thighs are the only fatty body parts of his.

almightyteapot | 8

#6080286 - Friday 3 October 2014 22:11

Paul, they might be :) I have quite a normal frame except for my glorious thunder thighs. People come in all shapes and sizes!

By jigglypuff34 | 16

#6079982 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:19

Very well written! Weight can be lost. Your writing genius will always be with you. Keep your head up.

By OysterPearls | 33

#6079984 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:20

Thick thighs are the best thighs.

cinskeep43 | 15

#6079985 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:22

mmmhhmmm :D

Journiexo | 18

#6079988 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:25

Yess. Curves are beautiful

LittleBells | 17

#6080526 - Saturday 4 October 2014 4:28

Its true!! Most women are jealous of people who have Thick thighs. My sister is always complaining that she doesn't have thick thighs.

By headofmedusa | 15

#6079987 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:24

I'd rather be thick than thin any day

cakefete2 | 30

#6079993 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:34

It provides excellent insulation. I'm never cold.

EmpireCityRay | 13

#6080756 - Saturday 4 October 2014 10:30

Go on with your thick self! :)

By PhatCake | 10

#6079990 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:28

My thighs do that too sometimes its all good, though i love the way this is worded xD

By may14th | 26

#6079996 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:37

well that didn't end how I expected

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