Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
deannamarie12 0
Lol, that's so wrong..
Corneliu99 0
Don't date ******...
by12thenby6 0
wow,
vickiejiang1990 0
what a self centered bitch... so um.., if I wear a condom to have sex, I must be a virgin still cuz I didn't actually touch your vjj
crf450 1
its not gay if u dnt cum?? bs man know ur worth dump her
omgorel 7
It still is cheating well she's a dumb bitch u can do much better than she can
StraightEdge325 11
What a sluzza.
RaynbowRebel 2
That's messed up, there are so many people who cheat now a days it's pretty sad.
gilmorefan 17
If she is really that dumb you dont need her, if she thinks you are that dumb you still dont need her.
awesumous 16
One day that girl is going to be in a trial and say "I didn't use a gun, so it's not REALLY murdering. Bc the logic behind the 2 excuses are the same... there is NONE!!!