Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
Vanity7Sins 0
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard - she had relations with another person - that's CHEATING!!! She's a complete MORON.
mc1592 0
shes a *****
bukit998 0
lol aii at least you she got some rofl jk
lutzluv124 0
Dump the ****! women can't have sex without getting wet, just like men can't have sex without a hard-on. YOu devoted 5 years of your life to this chick and she cheats on you in return. She's a BITCH, get rid of the *****
valmont_fml 0
That's definitely not true. Especially if it's with another woman. Women don't have to be wet, it just makes some things easier.
lushy 0
what a sluttttttttttttttttt no respect she deserves death
c12346 0
harsh. she betrayed you. she is not worth it.
youre_all_idiots 0
hehe, while i was reading this i was listening to "please dont tell her i have a girlfriend" by reel big fish. i'm sorry. she's a stupid-ass ****
Inferblue08 0
wow dude im so sorry i feel for you, **** that bitch
apfunction 0
so backhand her and say "it wasn't an open fist, so I didn't hit you".
SpyderMonkee 0
So when I washed my hands a second ago I was cheating? But seriously, dump her. She's an idiot.