By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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fantasyworld 37

It's like there's a whole new set of rules on what constitutes as cheating.

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lovely_1818 15

That really sucks OP. Hope you broke up with her and found someone better. That really was a lousy excuse.

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shortyybrooke 21

why cheat if it's painful instead of enjoyable?

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Mark J Smeltzer 5

you deserved it for associating with women

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