Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
mtorres8789 0
omgsmooth come back was he a blonde lol dump her
yabrett 0
i agree with pretty much what everyone is saying, with a couple exceptions...you should 100% break up because she cheated on you, hands down.. the thing i disagree with other people is saying u wasted 5 years of your life, i dont think u "wasted" it, it may have been "fake" but she cheated on you and YOU WILL learn from that mistake so youll be able to tell if the next person or not will eventually cheat on you down the road this is a REALLY cheesy quote but i've always liked it, whether or not you're Christian, im sure you can still agree with its theme: God wants us to meet a few wrong people in our life so that when we finally meet that "right" person, you'll know its them. this bitch was the hump in your life, floor it, catch some air and fly high enough so that someone worth noticing will see you
Patchesdm 0
dude. shes not worth it. you could even do what this guy did. http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ojfncllgl6wcs0uwpk5tav9tlmmf
headbuster310 0
wow, what a ho. Key her car!!
brittbrittT 0
well she has a good point there.
stepheff 0
hahaha. that sucks.
beepmeep 0
**** that! Cheating is never okay under any circumstances. She's an idiot for basically betraying someone she was involved with for 5 years. Wet or not, she should have even been in that situation.
beepmeep 0
Oops. Re-do that last comment aha. I meant to say: **** that! Cheating is never okay under any circumstances. She's an idiot for basically betraying someone she was involved with for 5 years. Wet or not, she SHOULDN'T have even been in that situation.
Benis 0
lol owned... i guess i cant say anything, at least you're getting some.
Sugoi48 0
Wow. She sure has high standards! (Sarcastic eye-roll)