Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I found out my dad tells everyone I’m still living in his house farting around on the internet. I’m a software engineer and I invest in the stock markets. I live in his house because I bought it off him when he fell behind on his own mortgage. I’ve been earning more than him since I was 22. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.
trucktwister 0
that's low
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Comments (218)
tomc666 0
lol u dserf it 4 wurkin fr muniy I stel fings forr muney lul lul n mah rich ur idiot
xmagster 0
am I the only one who has no idea what this means?
Starfire22 5
WTF?!
8trickster8 0
lol uye gise js dunt knaw hwo te tiyp spr leit lyk gesis srsly guse
DarkJoy_fml 5
I think if I were to try my hand at translating it is "lol you deserve it for working for money. I steal things for money. lol. lol. And I'm rich you're an idiot????" That is the best I can do. Any other ideas?
chicken_lover 2
i am trying to decipher it. i believe it says "lol, you deserve it for working for money. i steal things for money and i'm(?) rich, you idiot. stealing things is bad, mmkay? it's easy, mmkay.
fireandice27 0
That really sucks. So does an XBOX 360.
Yessii 0
hahah smart dad=)
terror_twins 0
I would have took a baseball bat to him.
aguacomm 0
WTF is the problem? dad bought an xbox!
cel123456789 0
last!!
urclremi 2
wat a fag ur dad is
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
that sux
boog_fml 7
Lol at computering
deathsled 0
your dad is probably trying to salvage his life after having a kid at 23 lol