Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I found out my dad tells everyone I’m still living in his house farting around on the internet. I’m a software engineer and I invest in the stock markets. I live in his house because I bought it off him when he fell behind on his own mortgage. I’ve been earning more than him since I was 22. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.
trucktwister 0
that's low
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marycharles 0
hey I'm 14 too!
snafu57 1
for goodness sakes, I've seen fully grown, adult type people transpose your and you're, there, their, they're, to,too, and two, etc. you're picking on a 14 year old for not being able to do what an adult can't do? give me a break. I'm 57. and before anybody craps me about not capitalizing, my program doesn't do it. and I know my last two sentences began with conjunctions. so what. get a life and leave our up and coming teens alone.
smallk 0
Go to the bank and make sure that from now on, you're the only person with access to your account.
ForestFire0 1
Sorry, but this is impossible until he turns 18. A minor can't open a bank account in their name (a miner can), a parent (or any adult really) has to do it for them.
pegasus77 0
My parents got fed up when I couldn't get cash out for gas (and whatever else I needed it for) from my savings, and we were able to take them off my account. I was 16. But you might need them present for that.
twitterwhore66 4
That us a LOAD of shit I'm 14 and ive had a bank account senice i was 10 and i CAN access it and all i had to do is walk into the bank with 2 pieces of ID that was it if you dont believe this GO ASK THE BANK ...i hate it when people tell people there too young to do shit. and thats not impossiable Pie is!
lfries90 0
Except people cannot have their own savings/checking account (without a parents name) until they are 17. I GUARENTEE one of your parents name is on your savings/checking account if you have one and you are 14 years of age in the US.
quinnteh 0
Well at least you know you won't turn out like him. Strive to be a better dad than your own one when your time comes.
idgafstfuuu 0
People like this should never have had children, what an asshole.
lmao31323 0
your dads young for having a 14 year old!! And my friends dad is like 50 or something and he still plays video games but he wouldn't spend her money on it. so...sorry sucks for you!
pegasus77 0
My dad is 39 and I'm 19. My mom is 40. People think we are sisters. Anyway. My parents wouldn't dare touch my money when I had an account as a minor. They would ask me if they could borrow money, and try to pay it back when they could.
shadow455 2
wow u must look rely old
bitched 0
u shüd kill him
steveman 0
lol I'm 14 and my dad is 30
tman118 0
I'm 16 and my dad is 107. whoop-de-do
iDeMiiZe 0
Looks like your gonna have to mow a few more lawns for some games for your dad.