Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I found out my dad tells everyone I’m still living in his house farting around on the internet. I’m a software engineer and I invest in the stock markets. I live in his house because I bought it off him when he fell behind on his own mortgage. I’ve been earning more than him since I was 22. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.
trucktwister 0
that's low
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Comments (218)
twitterwhore66 4
WHOOOOH THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME EXCEPT IT WASNT A Xbox 360 it was a new tv and IM 14 and MY dad is 37 thats cool ....i wonder if our moms are the same age ... 32!
Sanrio90 8
These situations are why it's not right for parents to have legal control over their minor's earnings. OP, YOU worked for the money and YOU earned it, not your dad. I'm disgusted that underage workers don't even have the right to the money they earn.
SookMauNoots 0
buy modern warfare 2
MotherRussia 0
if he has MW2 tell him to add LAW MAKER835.
royboh 0
The lesson he was really teaching you is 'don't trust anybody, ever'.
ahmedd_fml 4
LOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOL epic win! :D your dad is my ****** hero hahaahahaha
AntiChrist7 0
What an idiot. He should have bought a PS3
Lychee4Life 0
Leave it to you people to argue about whether a 14 year old should be using the internet. I had been using my computer since i was 9, age doesn't determine maturity people. tsk tsk
magicaldino 0
YDI for not keeping your money secure.
audi00 0
now thats an fml... sry man that sux