Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I found out my dad tells everyone I’m still living in his house farting around on the internet. I’m a software engineer and I invest in the stock markets. I live in his house because I bought it off him when he fell behind on his own mortgage. I’ve been earning more than him since I was 22. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.
trucktwister 0
that's low
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FarSide 23
There are two tenants to male Americans. First: Don't mess with a man's family. Second: Don't mess with a man's money. Violation of either is moral grounds for a humiliating public ass-whipping. You dad is a son-of-a-bitch who was a motherless *****. Yea, FYL. But paybacks are hell. Take the Xbox back, get a refund, stash your cash. Then tell daddy you will cut his ******* nuts off if he ever breaks either tenant again. I'm just a little bitter.
guanhoyobaffydad 2
Sorry i cant possibly say this comment without swearing, but i know swear words really offend people for some reason, so instead of saying a swear word I'm just going say HONEY. That is absolutely HONEY, your dad is a HONEY HONEY and he has no right whatsoever to take your money, YOU earnt it, the idea of my parents taking my money (im 17, work part-time and earn wages) deeply disgusts me. Who decided (i know it was the government, please spare me the obvious answer) that parents have full control over their child's money before they're 18?!?!?!?! I cant believe that that premise could possibly exist it's so immoral. That whole situation is completely HONEY and your dad is scum.
guanhoyobaffydad 2
Sorry i cant possibly say this comment without swearing, but i know swear words really offend people for some reason, so instead of saying a swear word I'm just going say HONEY. That is absolutely HONEY, your dad is a HONEY HONEY and he has no right whatsoever to take your money, YOU earnt it, the idea of my parents taking my money (im 17, work part-time and earn wages) deeply disgusts me. Who decided (i know it was the government, please spare me the obvious answer) that parents have full control over their child's money before they're 18?!?!?!?! I cant believe that that premise could possibly exist it's so immoral. That whole situation is completely HONEY and your dad is scum.
guanhoyobaffydad 2
Oops, it was taking a while to post my last comment, so i assumed it wasn't working, refreshed and posted it again, sorry lol.
TheLetterZero 7
Don't worry about swearing, since half of the people here already do it.
abc789 0
If you can't get a refund, just smash up the xbox 360 with a brick. Don't give him the satisfaction of using something that you paid for.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Yeah, I'd smash it up.
FD929 0
59 his response was to 16 who said "every now and than for some laughs but seriously your a dick." Furthermore, his use of "than" is incorrect twice in said paragraph. GG
boshans 0
It seems he doesn't know there is the word then, and just uses than for everything. Silly kids.
Hal_Jordan 0
It's a good thing you aren't on XBOX Live. Your father is a good person. Anything anyone can do to get kids off XBOX Live is a good thing. I hate hearing "******" and "Fag" all the time. Anything I can do to rid the world of these morons. -Hal Jordan Tiger nut puncher.
Hal_Jordan 0
I respectfully disagree. -Hal Jordan Tiger nut puncher.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
YDI for having such a young dad
whyamionfml 0
your dads a dusche