Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I found out my dad tells everyone I’m still living in his house farting around on the internet. I’m a software engineer and I invest in the stock markets. I live in his house because I bought it off him when he fell behind on his own mortgage. I’ve been earning more than him since I was 22. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.
trucktwister 0
that's low
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Comments (218)
Luckster 0
He'll deny this ever happened when you're an adult, start making your own money for yourself, and he comes knocking on your door for a loan.
hellomynamekeyes 0
Take it for yourself, or brick it.
skyeyez9 25
When you're 18, you can move out and distance yourself from your dad. And as soon as you're able, open up another savings acct that he does not have access to.
Jaded4good 0
See? You've already learned to keep your money somewhere others cannot access it. You'll thank your dad later.
Luckster 0
Okay, I'm getting sick of this comment issue. FML Staff-Fix the god damned vanishing comments act!
Ninjaface 0
On the bright side, you have an Xbox 360 now (since it was your money, he really can't get out of letting you play it too).
gingersnapper 0
Wow, that sucks, kid. Better find a good hiding place for that cash in the future. And then stick your Dad in a crooked retirement home a few years from now.
TrollTrollTroll 0
bullshit
WTFpancakes 0
your dad is selfish. unless he bought to make you think he did that and instead he is gonna give it to you as a present or something. that's what my mom did.
crusher666 0
that sucks so much