Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his...

By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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"Found", eh?

By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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By AloneAgainNaturally - 09/09/2016 21:03 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By FMeRight? - 28/12/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML

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Double life

By augustpearl - 09/05/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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jif_fml 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:24

if you and your boyfriend are of the age where one's phone might be taken away, you shouldn't be sexting.

jpwdragon 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:17

best. punishment. ever. XD

Comments

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 27 September 2010 23:30

If he (dad) still has the phone, send him blue waffle as revenge for looking at your waffle ;). Once again urban dictionary is your friend if you don't get me.

schalk 12

Monday 27 September 2010 23:51

oh man. please moderate this. i just looked it up. GROOSSSS

rockr_chick 5

Tuesday 28 September 2010 0:11

today, i looked up blue waffling. fml

Pro_Nothing 9

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:24

I already knew what a Blue Waffle is (Gross classmates >.>)

justAskxx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 14:33

mine too <.<;;

SomeoneReal 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:30

Besides the fact that you shouldn't be doing that because it's considered **** if you're a minor, which you probably are since your bf's phone was taken away, you and your bf should have a password, that's what me and my best friend do because her mom takes her phone alot. Even something as simple as "abc" can be a good password cuz the parents prob wont know what yopu're talking bout.

ninjanate 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 5:45

tl;dr

KelceyLoves 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:32

BAHAHA.

hawtstuff92 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 13:03

oh my goshh your hair is effen gorgeous(:

Artemis7th 2

Wednesday 29 September 2010 18:40

159 - OMG, I love your boobs.

banananut 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:36

Did he make you call him "big daddy" too?

pimpedout900 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 12:24

^FTW!!!! lol

TomasT 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:38

I've always wondered why people get kids... this is the best reason yet.

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 27 September 2010 23:39

If that horribly written comment is serious then you don't deserve to live. Come with me behind the shed so I can put you out of your misery. "cocks shotgun"

PixiiLuv 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:45

ydi for sending them without texting him first

Phustercluck 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 0:26

Yea, seriously. So she sexted her bf ALL weekend w/o response or initiation from the bf. That's dumb, desperate, or all of the above. However, if the dad did respond, then that's a whole 'nother level of creepy.

hoghunter 1

Monday 27 September 2010 23:46

First off if you are still young enough for your parents to "punish" you and take away your phone I am pretty sure you are too young to be sending "naughty" pictures. secondly you didn't think something amiss when after the first picture you sent didn't get a response ? moral of the story is DONT send naked pics if you are underage!!!!!!!