Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML
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Top comments
jif_fml 0
if you and your boyfriend are of the age where one's phone might be taken away, you shouldn't be sexting.
jpwdragon 0
best. punishment. ever. XD
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Comments (107)
mrahhhhh 21
If he (dad) still has the phone, send him blue waffle as revenge for looking at your waffle ;). Once again urban dictionary is your friend if you don't get me.
schalk 12
oh man. please moderate this. i just looked it up. GROOSSSS
rockr_chick 5
today, i looked up blue waffling. fml
Pro_Nothing 9
I already knew what a Blue Waffle is (Gross classmates >.>)
justAskxx 0
mine too <.<;;
SomeoneReal 0
Besides the fact that you shouldn't be doing that because it's considered **** if you're a minor, which you probably are since your bf's phone was taken away, you and your bf should have a password, that's what me and my best friend do because her mom takes her phone alot. Even something as simple as "abc" can be a good password cuz the parents prob wont know what yopu're talking bout.
ninjanate 0
tl;dr
KelceyLoves 0
BAHAHA.
hawtstuff92 0
oh my goshh your hair is effen gorgeous(:
Artemis7th 2
159 - OMG, I love your boobs.
banananut 0
Did he make you call him "big daddy" too?
pimpedout900 0
^FTW!!!! lol
TomasT 0
I've always wondered why people get kids... this is the best reason yet.
mrahhhhh 21
If that horribly written comment is serious then you don't deserve to live. Come with me behind the shed so I can put you out of your misery. "cocks shotgun"
PixiiLuv 0
ydi for sending them without texting him first
Phustercluck 11
Yea, seriously. So she sexted her bf ALL weekend w/o response or initiation from the bf. That's dumb, desperate, or all of the above. However, if the dad did respond, then that's a whole 'nother level of creepy.
hoghunter 1
First off if you are still young enough for your parents to "punish" you and take away your phone I am pretty sure you are too young to be sending "naughty" pictures. secondly you didn't think something amiss when after the first picture you sent didn't get a response ? moral of the story is DONT send naked pics if you are underage!!!!!!!
I_Killed_Death 0
he probably jerked off to them :P
ubahsaur 0
LMAO nice!
lukw1010 0
25, I'm sure that makes her feel much better haha
lukw1010 0
Woops, meant 24 lol stupid iPod
zp5 4
25 is two different people.
zp5 4
one is rawrz and the other one is ubahsaur