Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Confidential
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
"Found", eh?
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Double life
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML
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jif_fml 0
if you and your boyfriend are of the age where one's phone might be taken away, you shouldn't be sexting.
jpwdragon 0
best. punishment. ever. XD
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Comments (107)
haitilover 0
I do that with my boyfriend alll the time
illmatic2 16
You send your boyfriend nudes when his dad has his phone? Wow.
JayStorm 0
u can send me pics anytime lol
RedPillSucks 33
The real FML would have been if he responded with specific requests.
DidHeJustSayThat 0
jus sayin. I have my phone and it isn't on lockdown. 18 and up please :) LOL
mygodmary 0
haha dad got lucky:))
natilie69 0
hahahahhahah thats funny thats why i check first hahaha if hes your boyfriend wouldnt you know if he got his phone taken away or noy??
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Why would you even ask that question? The answer is really obvious.
natilie69 0
i mean like why didnt she know??
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*facepalm* Somebody else will have to explain this one. If I try, the results won't be pretty; my tolerance for thick-skullery is running dangerously low. -.- I suppose I need a few more days to recover from reading that "COLLEGE SCHOOL!" thread. My poor brain cells did have a near-death experience, after all.
Feedthetroll 15
Oh, that "College School" thing was funny.
Honesty4U 0
You are my absolute favorite! Your responses are always great!
Honesty4U 0
I meant that for Jane, first time I've read Natalee...
Phustercluck 11
I don't get why you're annoyed Jane, that's a legit question. So the bfs phone is taken away, that doesn't mean that it's impossible to get in touch w/ the gf. If I had my cell taken away and had a gf to call (/sadface) I'd simply pick up the land line..., or skype, aim, smoke signals, or just get in my car. Forgive me if I'm just completely oblivious to some detail.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Thanks, Honesty. 147: Unfortunately for you, a good night's rest didn't restore my usually helpful attitude. I'm not explaining myself this time; you'll have to figure it out another way. I'll give you a sympathy hint, though: read natilie's original comment again.
Phustercluck 11
Disregarding everything up to "If hes your boyfriend, wouldn't you know if he got his phone taken away or not," and assuming that the OP had zero contact with her boyfriend for an entire week yet continued to sext, I still don't see anything about her question that is 'really obvious.' Everything that I can possibly think of, I've already addressed in my previous comment. Again, feel free to flame me into oblivion if I'm wrong, but please, enlighten me.
Kawaiichan42 3
I think what IrishJane is trying to say is that obviously Op DIDN'T know her boyfriend had his phone taken away, for whatever reason. Maybe he was grounded or something too and couldn't leave the house. The point is Op said that she didn't realize his phone had been taken away, thus making the question "Wouldn't you know if he had his phone taken away?" completely idiotic because Op didn't know his dad had his phone.
Phustercluck 11
...That's completely obvious, hence the question. It's not idiotic at all. Let me rephrase her question for you, so you can understand what I've been trying to explain for several posts now. If YOUR boyfriend had his phone taken away, even if it wasn't a week like in OP's case, wouldn't you be notified one way or another and therefore KNOW? Making the question "wouldn't you know if he had his phone taken away" perfectly valid.
Cinn_fml 23
I think Irish's original point that, in a week, the OP should have had an actual conversation with her boyfriend, at some point during which the chances are he'd have mentioned that he'd had his phone taken away. The fact that the OP sent those pictures without any other communication with her bf seems a little.. weird.
Phustercluck 11
Lol what point, she simply bashed on Natilie w/o any real explanation. I also made that point in my original comment and she still cryptically and smugly responded with her 'sympathy hint.' So that's obviously not it.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, she implies that the question 'wouldn't you know if he'd had his phone taken away?' has a really obvious answer. Either she meant it's obvious the gf should know, or that it's obvious the OP didn't know as she states as much in the fml.
Phustercluck 11
Again, if it was just that 'it's obvious the gf should know,' then this would have ended at my first comment. So it can't be that and the latter part doesn't really make sense. The fact that she didn't know that his phone was taken away is a key detail, and it wouldn't be an FML w/o it. Also, Natilie said "wouldn't" which implies an objective opinion about reality. If she said "didn't" instead, then it would make sense to berate her. I just believe that Jane's comment was completely unnecessary.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe I'm just being biased, and I apologise if I am, but we're all prone to the occaisional failure. However, I'll explain the last part of my comment: Natalie asks 'wouldn't you know if your bf got his phone taken away or not'. The OP states in the FML that she clearly didn't. Maybe it was the objection to asking a question that already has an answer. However, maybe Natalie meant to ask why the OP didn't check and just phrased it badly? Hope that cleared it up.
Phustercluck 11
I just have a serious problem with people that act all high and mighty. I swear, many of the "intelligent" posters are all just on an ego trip, they're just trying to say something more clever than the previous person and can become quite insulting in the process. No one deserves to be made a fool of or berated (unless they have it coming) on this ENTERTAINMENT site. How about a little empathy and respect.
Cinn_fml 23
Well there is that, and I understand where you're coming from. I know I try and keep it at least polite (if not friendly) with people on this site. But when you've been told to piss off a few times (sometimes just because your comment is "too long", or not even that), you kinda forget about the politeness.
BethiiGeex 0
BOO, you *****!
cgchamp89 7
wow you need to stop trying to sound smart and stop commenting on posts
evilcartman 0
welcome to the family
Alkix 2
There's about three or so comments above that mention that the op is probably too young to be sexting. Is there an 'approved age' range for sexting? Gah, think about what you've done when you helped gramps send photos with his new cell phone! Shame on you.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I agree with boopity. You need to comment more often. :]
Alkix 2
As long as I enjoy it I probably will. :)
Phustercluck 11
There is no approved age for sexting because possession of lewd pictures of minors is illegal at any age in every state. There are also laws currently in legislation that would make the act of sexting a misdemeanor for minors.
Zebidee 9
In most jurisdictions you'd have to be over 18, but that can vary dramatically from where it's illegal to possess **** at all, down to those that have a lower age limit. 18 would be generally the youngest though. Frankly it's not the brightest thing to do in the first place though.