Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
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Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
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Top comments
staynplay 0
isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.
AmandaJillx 6
wear gloves?
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Comments (155)
firstdbzmaker 15
that sucks!!
Prototype12 0
like your mom last night! aaawwwhhhh snap!
cole86 0
^^^ beat me to it, bur still win
John808 0
Ow that's one mean boss...
sixtimessix 0
lol he beat you to saying that? what are you guys 12?
PattisonDaStud 0
Dan beat me to it
PattisonDaStud 0
dam not Dan stupid auto correct
Shokz992 0
149 - What are you, eleven?
iphonelover10 0
ydi for being a klutz
Amber_the_Great 0
what are you ten? arctic lemonade sounds awesome right now.
brightnite 0
that's a health hazard...what restaraunt do you work at?
thatonek1d 0
gloves?
getthepunchline 0
-171 what are you ten.
zebraface123 6
where do you work..?
johnrdz3 24
-233 Are you 9?
Delaneymarie 0
who cares?
thrice324 0
Last!
Occums_Razor 0
it's been so long since I last saw a post like this.
the_flirtt 0
sue.
Laf_Lep 0
Well #1, your first time with a girl is a long way away if you're that hyped up. After a few lemons, your hand would be numb anyways. Dont complain.
MzMegs 20
Ouch. :(
country__chik 0
luv ur pic :))
lizamaphone 6
this is total bullshit. it's unsanitary to prepare food with an open wound.
garrettjordan 0
the just wear some gloves :D
garrettjordan 0
then* sorry my iPods stupid autocorrect did that
garrettjordan 0
then* sorry my stupid iPods autocorrect did that
honeybee366 0
we all have two hands!!
My_Deathbed 0
you deserved it!
randomchickkk 0
how does OP deserve it?
FFML_314 12
Isn't it obvious? For cutting themselves in the first place! Sheesh! DUH!
DivakiddOsz 5
fake boooobs lawl smh on you
FFML_314 12
Picture in your bra. SMH at /you/ TskTsk!
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
lmao win!
randomchickkk 0
honey, it's a dress. calm down.
FFML_314 12
I wasn't talking to you. The person I was talking about disappeared! Damn!
SirSantpoort 0
Yeah right..
FFML_314 12
No really. It was a dark skinned girl in a red bra and her comment said "lawl fake booooobs smh on you" or something along those lines.
jakii_ 0
doesnt make you any less unattractive
FFML_314 12
What are you talking about?
xJordieeBearhhx 0
he deserved it cause he accidentally got cut? ssshole
XxGingerBbyxX 0
what a meanie
500shadow 0
am I the only one thinking OMG someone out there is drinking wound tainted lemonade?!
MissaGirl1 9
#202=WIN. Simultaneously, 202=EWWWW
lalalaloveit 0
Aweee that sucks op :(