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By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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By Sarah - 07/05/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Bullocks - 27/04/2012 05:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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You deserved it 94

staynplay 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:26

isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.

AmandaJillx 6

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:26

wear gloves?

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firstdbzmaker 15

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:17

that sucks!!

Prototype12 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:42

like your mom last night! aaawwwhhhh snap!

cole86 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 3:19

^^^ beat me to it, bur still win

John808 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:33

Ow that's one mean boss...

sixtimessix 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:58

lol he beat you to saying that? what are you guys 12?

PattisonDaStud 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:02

Dan beat me to it

PattisonDaStud 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:04

dam not Dan stupid auto correct

Shokz992 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:30

149 - What are you, eleven?

iphonelover10 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 10:03

ydi for being a klutz

Amber_the_Great 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:19

what are you ten? arctic lemonade sounds awesome right now.

brightnite 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 19:56

that's a health hazard...what restaraunt do you work at?

thatonek1d 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 16:53

gloves?

getthepunchline 0

Friday 12 August 2011 20:38

-171 what are you ten.

zebraface123 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 7:21

where do you work..?

johnrdz3 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 8:04

-233 Are you 9?

Delaneymarie 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:17

who cares?

thrice324 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:18

Last!

Occums_Razor 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:18

it's been so long since I last saw a post like this.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:19

sue.

Laf_Lep 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:19

Well #1, your first time with a girl is a long way away if you're that hyped up. After a few lemons, your hand would be numb anyways. Dont complain.

MzMegs 20

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:19

Ouch. :(

country__chik 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:43

luv ur pic :))

lizamaphone 6

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:38

this is total bullshit. it's unsanitary to prepare food with an open wound.

garrettjordan 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:47

the just wear some gloves :D

garrettjordan 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:49

then* sorry my iPods stupid autocorrect did that

garrettjordan 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:51

then* sorry my stupid iPods autocorrect did that

honeybee366 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:31

we all have two hands!!

My_Deathbed 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:19

you deserved it!

randomchickkk 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:25

how does OP deserve it?

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:38

Isn't it obvious? For cutting themselves in the first place! Sheesh! DUH!

DivakiddOsz 5

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:54

fake boooobs lawl smh on you

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:56

Picture in your bra. SMH at /you/ TskTsk!

UnknwnClassicGrl 5

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:09

lmao win!

randomchickkk 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:38

honey, it's a dress. calm down.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:37

I wasn't talking to you. The person I was talking about disappeared! Damn!

SirSantpoort 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:25

Yeah right..

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:39

No really. It was a dark skinned girl in a red bra and her comment said "lawl fake booooobs smh on you" or something along those lines.

jakii_ 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 12:40

doesnt make you any less unattractive

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 15:37

What are you talking about?

xJordieeBearhhx 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:47

he deserved it cause he accidentally got cut? ssshole

XxGingerBbyxX 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:20

what a meanie

500shadow 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 18:52

am I the only one thinking OMG someone out there is drinking wound tainted lemonade?!

MissaGirl1 9

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:19

#202=WIN. Simultaneously, 202=EWWWW

lalalaloveit 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:20

Aweee that sucks op :(

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