Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML
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Top comments
jif_fml 0
if you and your boyfriend are of the age where one's phone might be taken away, you shouldn't be sexting.
jpwdragon 0
best. punishment. ever. XD
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Comments (107)
o0nana0o 0
YDI. if he's young enough to STILL get his phone taken away you're definitely too young to be sexting!
Dimercurio 1
not too mention sending nude pics of yourself when you're underaged is technically classed as production of child ****
mrahhhhh 21
Damn this weather (110 degrees Fahrenheit), probably making my iPod screw up. Sorry adaniscool I meant the other #14 (there are two #14s on this particular fml and only one shows. Which one it is seems to be random). Disregard everything I said dude. As for the other #14 everything I said still stands.
illmatic2 16
It wasn't written badly at all. Maybe you're just too slow?
mrahhhhh 21
Now 14 got deleted and moved to 15?!?!?! F$@$ this I give up. Just forget my posts on 14 and 15.
callofdutyking 3
maybe u should find something to do rather than bother ur bf?
schalk 12
Damn dude, don't make harder for the rest of us gamers (that name would suggest the stereotype). There's this old FPS btw, you already have the joystick for it and it's loads of fun. Hope you get to play it soon.
mattiecyberbee 0
sux to be u :P
bethanyleigh 0
that's why you don't send naked photos to people. ya nasty
lostfaithinpppl 19
So, OP, you didn't hear back from your boyfriend and you kept sending those pictures? I think a reasonable person would have suspected something was wrong if they haven't gotten a response back to even one message like that. You must enjoy it when men ignore you ...
spidersilkx9 0
he wants the young calf now
LemonStarship 5
Don't be alarmed if his dad invites you over more often...