FML : Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're...

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Wednesday 5 January 2011 04:17 / United States

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By Janah_the_ENP | 0

#1930287 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:19

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

By therealsuperman | 0

#1930372 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:35

he's just jealous because he can't grow one

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By Kefka91 | 15

#1930233 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:11

YDI. shave it.

PurplePeeps | 0

#1930290 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:19

Um, no. Any female openly acknowledging their prominent facial hair will always end with said female's failure. Doesn't matter the circumstances.

kill3rs | 0

#1930299 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:20

hahaha

PurplePeeps | 0

#1930377 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:35

No!! It was changed... Now I appear a damned fool...

iSCREAMMM | 0

#1931153 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 15:09

Fur growth strikes women again..

LightningLadyy | 0

#1931952 - Thursday 6 January 2011 0:09

Hahah niiice, #7 :)

PuppiesFTW | 5

#1932117 - Thursday 6 January 2011 0:57

#1- here we go again!

By DropDead77 | 11

#1930235 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:12

ydi shave it

Honziie | 1

#1930992 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 13:06

why would you shave it? obviously waxing is the way to go, shaving would just make it more noticeable =.=

starrs_movingIn | 0

#1932704 - Thursday 6 January 2011 5:53

most pretty girls hve moustaches. just saying.

davidjr_saldana | 0

#2028679 - Monday 31 January 2011 11:05

i knew this chick that waxed
over time the skin became burnt & she had a permanent stache
shaving waaaaay better

By schwancy | 2

#1930241 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:13

I feel like this women with moustaches thing is becoming an epidemic. Learn from other FMLs and wax it.

macskapingvin | 0

#1930345 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:29

It's not an epidemic, people are just become simultaneously more aware and less aware that this is a common situation. It's not a problem. So what if a girl has a little hair on her lip? Who lays down the rules that says theres anything wrong with that?

BahahahLOL | 0

#1930348 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:30

I know a girl with a hairy-ass upper lip like Piper Perablo's. Major turnoff.

unfortunate_13 | 5

#1930443 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:51

i don't think the girl really has a moustache, the guy probably just chickened out.

dt520 | 4

#1930645 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:00

its the hormones in the food!

MeesterMatt | 3

#4440752 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:56

Lazer that shit it sounds cooler and then its gone forever

By FMLYAY | 0

#1930250 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:13

you must be Hispanic then

lancome_fml | 0

#1930296 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:20

or German.

By yeti93 | 0

#1930255 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:14

aaaawh;p

Johdy | 0

#1931150 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 15:07

ummm... if I may interject here... I kinda agree wit biggmike on that one... it really wasn't a racist comment women from those countries do tend to b hairier... just yesterday this Mexican lady who walked into my job had a full beard with sideburns and a unibrow... I COULD NOT stop staring

By glitter354 | 0

#1930268 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:17

Ewww. I don't blame him. Go wax that shit...or shave it or pluck it. Do something. YDI, you should have noticed something like that.

By Wuhuh | 0

#1930277 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:18

Better pull out that razor if you want that kiss.

By firefighterazz | 0

#1930280 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:18

wow. ever herd of shaving cream. nothing worse than kissing a girl with more facial hair than me

By Janah_the_ENP | 0

#1930287 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:19

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

macskapingvin | 0

#1930360 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:31

Sounds like a dick thing to say anyway, but yeah, he's slightly justified if it is obvious, but I doubt it was, or the OP wouldn't have been as surprised.