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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
You should work it out. Make him buy you a secret phone to hold your enormous dick pic collection.
You may not have one now, but just ask around and there are a lot of nice fellows who will generously help a lady out with some photos of their junk.
Then, you'll be even.
Run. Now. And never look back.
Tell his family about it and leave him