Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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By Jugan - 19/10/2012 21:44 - France - Vaulx-milieu

Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML

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You deserved it 39 332

Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

I agree, your life sucks 234

You deserved it 897

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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You deserved it 8 569

By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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You deserved it 3 268

By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 380

You deserved it 15 826

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 359

You deserved it 8 783

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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You deserved it 47 618

Surprised?

By neverbeensurprised - 14/08/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

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You deserved it 47 275

By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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You deserved it 423

By Text - 25/04/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

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You deserved it 8 364

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Saturday 16 November 2013 5:09

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chocolatelvr 5

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:03

Sometimes it feels like 90% of my friends are using that program

SherlockWHolmes 12

Saturday 16 November 2013 8:02

Are you positive that it is a program and not.. perhaps... a new wave of scene kids?

BlackPanther19 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:07

At least it wasn't the person you like, and hopefully it was a joke

stlstretch2 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:17

Not going to lie, I wouldn't be mad at that friend. That's pretty awesome that he made a program to do that.

iknowiwantyou 13

Saturday 16 November 2013 6:18

I'd be pissed as **** too.

Edumcg 24

Saturday 16 November 2013 7:59

He said he wouldn't.

Jaxx66 21

Saturday 16 November 2013 23:41

27- why be angry? It'd be crazily amusing! Especially when you figure it out and can have some fun conversations with it. That's what I did with an app I downloaded. It was a bot you could train or download One others have trained. They are fun little conversationalists when you're bored.

griggypop 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:20

I bet they're more coherent and appropriate to the conversation than many text responses I get from friends

DRush_fml 12

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:39

This person is not your friend...

arturo_s 10

Saturday 16 November 2013 14:30

Well when you think about it they took the time out of their day to make this program when most would just stop responding.

eternal_malaise 10

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:48

LOL, L33T! OP, either your friend is an impressive programmer or you are a boring conversationalist.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:51

Your friend is either a really good programmer, or can barely pass a Turing test.

hobojo69 23

Saturday 16 November 2013 6:48

That's really rude! Sorry op maybe you should get some new friends...

perdix 29

Saturday 16 November 2013 7:04

That sucks Aw, I'm sorry I hope you mean ex-girlfriend YOLO Aw, I'll be your friend You deserve better Sounds like a shitty situation. He needs to accept you no matter how fat you are. Sounds like a shitty sit..shitty sit...shitty sit...shitty sit...*scratch* I guess I need to work out a few bugs.