By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 467
You deserved it 3 086

Same thing different taste

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And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

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I'm sorry about your parents. :( Hopefully you two are still together?

Wow!! That's creepy and gross... I'm sorry OP.

#32 next time only reply if it has something to do with instead of snagging a ride to the top

RedPillSucks 31

I thought that said "shagging a ride to the top" I'm thinking... That's how its done!

She should have told them she doesn't "swing" that way.

JMichael 25

Your parents sound like a lively bunch.

Well you know. Nothing like some incest and swinging to get the "juices" flowing.

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

I'd never introduce my significant other to my parents if I knew they were inbred trash. or talked like they were.

Sounds like they approve of her at least

BubbleGrunge 18

Well, if your girlfriend is still around, she's a damn keeper! A sense of humor goes a long way!

And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

If I were you, I'd never bring home another girl. That's just weird. At least she stayed though