By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Spicy
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 374
You deserved it 3 069

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And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

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I'm sorry about your parents. :( Hopefully you two are still together?

Wow!! That's creepy and gross... I'm sorry OP.

#32 next time only reply if it has something to do with instead of snagging a ride to the top

I thought that said "shagging a ride to the top" I'm thinking... That's how its done!

She should have told them she doesn't "swing" that way.

Your parents sound like a lively bunch.

Well you know. Nothing like some incest and swinging to get the "juices" flowing.

You kinky little shit

I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.

I'd never introduce my significant other to my parents if I knew they were inbred trash. or talked like they were.

Sounds like they approve of her at least

Well, if your girlfriend is still around, she's a damn keeper! A sense of humor goes a long way!

And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.

Ya but keep her away from your parents.

them are some freaky dinky parents.

If I were you, I'd never bring home another girl. That's just weird. At least she stayed though