Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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NyxWrath 20
you're friend doesn't sound very nice. sorry honey
Edumcg 24
Tell him/her about the Turing test. And don't worry maybe she/he was just testing his programming skills ;D
Martnikk 15
If that is the case stop texting the same stuff over and over again
Vinnie500 14
Wow. Get off your "spy"/"Perv" cams and try to meet a flesh and blood woman.
Jaxx66 21
What in the crazy hell are you on about???
dvojplisen 25
He's funny. You are not. Actually, it seems you tend to send mostly crappy messages :)
arturo_s 10
If your conversations are so repetitive that they can be replaced with 15 minutes of random pre made responses I can see why your friend did that
thecrazymancan 17
Well it looks like you failed the Turing test. :P
mei3r 4
Amazing idea! Will try it for some rnd people :3
ballerboy20 8
im going to assume OP got the same "random" message more than once and it didnt make sense with what the conversation was about. And thats how they found out
BlackBlackMamba 2
You must be a predictable text-er