Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
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Comments (129)
SleevelessD 6
Well i feel bad... I did this with black girls
SqueakyChipmunk 22
If you have to watch **** to be attracted to a person's skin color, you don't need to date them.
Retrokitty 9
Joking is a common defence mechanism. I'm sure he meant well.
mansfield_j 27
Hey atleast he's staying, I've seen three girls get pregnant and the guy run away. But congratulations, hope you have a good pregnancy.
olpally 33
Talk about degrading women. Jesus. Congrats on the baby and maybe you can pull his head out of his ass in this process.
Mysterious_one 26
better than running away? ...
TheDoctorFro 21
He's going to be a great father.
vlalam 24
Seems he is a keeper and has a great sense of humor.. I hope he was just kidding and he didn't freak out or runaways... Congrats for the baby!!!
fcukyea 3
hahahahahahahaha ******* great!
RadKayRae 8
And that's the father of your baby... great decision.
worldclassrager 41
Better than leaving you right? Still he needs to get things straight you his number one his **** should be last or.better yet non existent