By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
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You should tell your idiot boyfriend that pretty much ALL babies are fat. Besides, he should be watching the baby's tushy jiggle. It's much cuter than the chin. Yes, I said "tushy". Yes, I have kids.

And later you guys can watch his/her chin jiggle while she competes on the biggest loser.

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You should tell your idiot boyfriend that pretty much ALL babies are fat. Besides, he should be watching the baby's tushy jiggle. It's much cuter than the chin. Yes, I said "tushy". Yes, I have kids.

At least the boyfriend was supportive, even if he is an idiot.

Hey it could be worse he could want nothing to do with the kid

So this is how the world is now. Couldn't graduate high school but can support you. Of course not financially.

lol i think that he should be watching his girlfriends tushy jiggle! hopefully he still thinks shes beautiful after she gets all that baby fat

Yeah it sounds like y'all are ready for kids... I feel sorry for the child

49- My mom birthed two kids and never got fat. Don't be so shallow.

My friend's mother had birthed 12 children and she looks damn good. Couldn't even tell she popped out any at all lol

This couple is definitely American.

46, where does it say that OP's boyfriend didn't graduate high school?

If you turn the baby sideways and bounce her on your knee the tushy will look like double chins, then everyone's happy

OP please dont have a baby with this man, there's enough parents making their kids fat as it is.

That's fucked up, man.

Actually it's kind of funny

The fact that you love lil wayne is fucked up. This is kind of cute. This could've been worse. You on the other hand, love lil wayne? Can't get any worse than that.

Oh god! Swagg?!?! *gets the community shotgun*

Swag means 'Secretly we are gay' and the rappers use it as a code. Notice that Justin bieber uses it alot..

fat babies are the cutest

And they even giggle when you poke them!

Especially with a top hat and cigar. Then they look like Winston Churchill.

He's going to be a great father

He really will be. Even looking up something stupid he seems so excited to have a baby.

I know you were trying to be sarcastic but he really will be a good dad. The fact that he's showing interest, even in this way, proves he's already a better father then a lot of "men"

And later you guys can watch his/her chin jiggle while she competes on the biggest loser.

Haha or watch as all the other kids point and laugh :p

Or watch it become the next Honey Boo Boo

Not another Boo Boo the world isn't ready for another porcine little inbred child.... Anyway I'm going to infer from this being on FML that the OP doesn't want a morbidly obese baby

At least he's excited about being a daddy! You should be grateful for that. Too many women end up raising their child alone because the deadbeat dads bail. Congrats on your pregnancy!

Listen to Gentlemen by theory of a deadman, a very true song

OP is very lucky indeed. I went to a high school and a college, where there were countless single moms. It's extremely hard to raise a child on your own. It's very straining emotionaly, physically, and financially. I wish you luck OP, and congratulations on the pregnancy.

Can you try and convince him how unhealthy that is? Don't want another Honey BooBoo on our hands.

I watched that show for the first time a few nights ago.... I must say, I never had the strongest desire for cheese balls in my life until that night.

Aren't all babies fat, or chubby, anyway?

I'm Alana, I'm six and I'm a beauty queen!

Nerburdy currs.

I remember when I had rolls everywhere...

Rolls everywhere? Were you a successful baker? If so, don't sell anymore cakes to OP's boyfriend.

And they are still there #10, the rolls haven't move an inch

They ended up on your chest...

Ya looks likw theyre still there from your photoshopped dp

I was a chubby baby :(

And you remember that!?

She was probably referring to pictures of her as a baby.

Wonder if he wants his kid a cardiac by ten...