Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Awesome
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Kinky
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Priorities
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Top comments
ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (129)
rivaraven 35
I don't think he meant to be rude... he just worded it wrong. I mean, he didn't leave you, he obviously wants to be with you and the baby.
amisenho 11
In America these days, it's considered fortunate just to have a parent who's willing to stick around to be with the child, especially if the parents aren't married or legally bound in some way. Most of the time, it's easier or "more convenient" for fathers to bolt as soon as news gets around about a kid on the way (a lot of legal issues come up concerning child support and visitation, even if the parents aren't married). Based on stories from girls in my neighborhood who ended up getting pregnant before finishing high school, the fathers were able to move on with their lives almost immediately (mainly because they weren't physically carrying the child for nine months), so it was easier for them to finish school, get new girlfriends, and hide the fact that they were going to be fathers in the near future (usually by dating girls going to different schools). I'd speculate that it's due to social and cultural changes over the last 50 years or so, but with both parents typically in the workforce once they leave high school (college becomes an afterthought), it's easy to think that a single parent can provide enough income to support a child without needing help from the other parent (especially if the parent is still living with Mom and Dad). That being said, it would explain why one parent will feel that they aren't "needed", so they see that as an excuse to shirk responsibility.
pinknicki87 5
I'm 31 weeks pregnant, and my husband had no idea he was attracted to pregnant women until we started going to the dr and Babies R Us. He can't keep his hands off of me. Maybe he just needs to see you with a belly in real life.
ElastiGirl 7
At least he's trying to keep the attraction going?.. I don't know, I'm sorry for you!
avidreader121 7
pregnant women are very beautiful! sex can be more interesting when prego ;]
kissychick 19
How hard did u slap him after that?
rks01 13
you should start watching prick **** if there is any,,.,, so that you can still be attracted to this prick
TheWholeTruth 0
Kids having kids.
focenspeil 7
At least he's trying. Albeit failing but trying.
lazyapple 1
Wow, can't imagine breeding with a beast like that, good luck!