Today, even though my mom’s only ever been to the south once,...

By notcountry! - 27/06/2019 02:30

Today, even though my mom’s only ever been to the south once, she’s completely obsessed with talking with a bad, overly exaggerated southern accent. Not to mention constantly prattling off random nonsensical country phrases. We’re from and still live in California, nowhere near any country. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 27 June 2019 8:27

You ever been to Bakersfield? Parts of Cali are as redneck as anywhere else! It's about as country as a donkey with three dicks and five balls -- Hee haw yeehaw !

postpunkfunk 16

Thursday 27 June 2019 22:15

I'd be happier than a pup with two peters.

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wmayrhofer 18

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Thursday 27 June 2019 3:14

I thought Californians were more tolerant of each others' quirks. Your mother may sound like country for giggles but you really sound like a hick.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 27 June 2019 8:27

You ever been to Bakersfield? Parts of Cali are as redneck as anywhere else! It's about as country as a donkey with three dicks and five balls -- Hee haw yeehaw !

MamaChey 23

Friday 28 June 2019 5:43

Yaaasssir!!! Yuba City has turf-fighting roosters — Rooster Gangland

bubbat101 36

Thursday 27 June 2019 17:00

California also has Horse Town USA AKA Norco. So there are some rural areas here in California.

RJR 5

Thursday 27 June 2019 20:09

Well... you are from California, so stupid kinda comes with the territory.

postpunkfunk 16

Thursday 27 June 2019 22:15

I'd be happier than a pup with two peters.

DiscoStu88 1

Friday 28 June 2019 9:57

I love your mom, she is awesome

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 30 June 2019 2:04

Y'all, I live in the Midwest and that's darn tootin' offensive to me and my kin. Ye got some nerve tryna' match our accent and sayin' what we say don't make no sense. Okay I'm done.