By notcountry! - 27/06/2019 02:30

Today, even though my mom’s only ever been to the south once, she’s completely obsessed with talking with a bad, overly exaggerated southern accent. Not to mention constantly prattling off random nonsensical country phrases. We’re from and still live in California, nowhere near any country. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 635
You deserved it 169

Same thing different taste

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You ever been to Bakersfield? Parts of Cali are as redneck as anywhere else! It's about as country as a donkey with three dicks and five balls -- Hee haw yeehaw !

postpunkfunk 16

I'd be happier than a pup with two peters.

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I thought Californians were more tolerant of each others' quirks. Your mother may sound like country for giggles but you really sound like a hick.

You ever been to Bakersfield? Parts of Cali are as redneck as anywhere else! It's about as country as a donkey with three dicks and five balls -- Hee haw yeehaw !

MamaChey 24

Yaaasssir!!! Yuba City has turf-fighting roosters — Rooster Gangland

bubbat101 36

California also has Horse Town USA AKA Norco. So there are some rural areas here in California.

RJR 5

Well... you are from California, so stupid kinda comes with the territory.

postpunkfunk 16

I'd be happier than a pup with two peters.

DiscoStu88 1

I love your mom, she is awesome

Y'all, I live in the Midwest and that's darn tootin' offensive to me and my kin. Ye got some nerve tryna' match our accent and sayin' what we say don't make no sense. Okay I'm done.

Selenas is country.... you City slickers have no idea what is in your state