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well she's got problems
You should punch her.
I was thinking the same 40
I hate her. Fully hate her.
get ride of the *****, problem solved
rid*
Why does everybody say this? If a man punched a woman he would be charged with assault and the same thing the other way around. It's not just if a guy hits a girl. If I was just walking around and a random girl came up and punched me in the face and a police officer saw it she would be charged that same as a man would be
creeper here. Soooo how's it goin?
she made a bad decision being attractive on fml
Damn it I told you to put clothes on in the fml up there ^. you're just screwed now. creepz all ova da place
The More You Know. LOL
Too late.
ohhhh nooooooooo
I wouldn't run, I'd just return the favor and see how she likes it haha
75 your really beautiful :)
lol 122 win
wow are you guys actually trying to "pick up" a girl via FML? leave the poor girl alone!
dang 75 I've got a gf but u make me want another one lol I won't tell
*in sing-sing voice* ohhh just look at allll the creeepppy peopleeeee... trying to get a girl on FML... *duh duh duh* they are sooo damn creepy.... hell, I bet 75 iss freaked out... damn just look at allll the lonely creeperrrrsss.. *clears throat* yeah, I expect to win a Grammy at some point in my career.
129 - Her really beautiful what? I think you forgot to finish your sentence.
damn look at 169 he's a ******* studdddd haha and ok I don't have a gf anymore
hey, 183, go hump a gorilla you horny bastard. no one wants to hear you. just go. shh.. just go.
haha If I wanted to hit on a ugly bitch I'll hit u up u cum guzzling thunder ****
^lol double mod:D
catch 22
Girls never know what they want:)
just do what you originally did right before you started dating. whatever the case it probably can't hurt because that's initially who she wanted to be with.
7
WTF?
53- How isn't your pic taken away? Seriously of that's you then damn, that's wack.
cheat on her with her best friend then dump her
Who needs respect anyways
Girls can be confusing.
Women.. SMH.. Never satisfied!
Maybe she was wanted more attention from you and when you finally gave it she has someone else and is now trying to push you away. Maybe.
maybe y'all should stfu
clinginess is more when you are constantly around her, but by attention she probably wants you to ask her how she is feeling, offer her a favourite meal, or allow her a few hours alone time
okay, I'm a female, but honestly, chicks are dramatic and annoying sometimes. I honestly feel bad for OP, and any other guy with a chick like this.
Could it be that time of the month? Women have been known to have raging hormonal swings.
I like clingy.. it's not too bad actually. as long as they don't become super jealous or anything :)
that kind of clingy is pretty gay.. yeah FYI op - and the people are right. chicks have no idea what they want.. I mean I don't even know what I want sometimes but I'm not gonna be a bitch about it either
^agreed. get out while you still can.
Maybe she wanted more attention, then when OP gave it to her, she realized that she didn't want HIS attention. Just a thought. in that case, same thing: get out while you can.
^ Wonderfully said
respect her personal space that she wants you to have XD
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
well she's got problems