Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML
Nice meeting you…
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
How does that work?
Today, after I spent years, and thousands of dollars, searching for my birth father, he changed his mind about adopting me. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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BurnDammit 0
Awww hun,don't worry ): Maybe he wasn't your father and was just creeped out at your message since it came from a stranger claiming to be his daughter. But if he was your father,then **** him,he's not worth you!
Makaloraii 0
4th He is not your father. The man who raised you is. Better off without him in your life.
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exrida9 0
I find it funny and i see this all the time on here, last week there was "i found my son of facebook that i didnt know about on face book.." and now we have i found my disapeared father on face book blah blah blah, people read FMLs then do a twist to it and make a similiar one, i call BS
FactorCerveza 0
Dude that sucks man, i'm sorry. Your biological dad is a dick, i wouldn't want to contact him and i dont think you deserve to feel shitty (if you are). Instead i recommend that you make a spoof profile of a woman, then make a meeting and punch him in the face for not being a man. ps. live in norcal?, i'm down to help xD
wrecked47 0
Hahaha, FAIL!!
SlipKnoTHeretic 0
YDI For having Plexico comment on your gay ass fml.
Qup 0
my dads an ass too.
LOKIM8 0
Look rather than having a go at the dad maybe you should get the circumstances. If this guy should have taken responsibility for the kid all along then fine slam him cause he deserves it. But what if he legaly put the kid up for adoption or another senario like that. Circumstance makes all the difference so pause to think before commenting you judgemental, ignorant morons.
muffinsareyummy 1
pwned.
Muchomastrbation 0
I really love how most of you people act like you're effing talking about. "blah blah blah he never wanted you" "blah blah blah you're lame for doing it over Facebook" "blah blah blah why didn't you call" WELL. I met MY biological father over facebook. He lived in England, my mom was a friend of his when he lived in Canada. He moved back to England and she went back to California. 9 months later I popped out and I was being raised by a single mother. She didn't have an English Address nor an English Phone number to contact him on. Well I found him on facebook. He had no idea and then I went to visit him in England. We have a great relationship and we're both sorry we hadn't been part of eachother's lives since the beggining. Now I live in England and he lives very close.# It had nothing to do with him not wanting me. I had no other way of contacting him than by way of Facebook. And it has worked out wonderfully. SO anyone who doesn't have a clue to as what you're talking about, just sit this one out.
JokerXero 0
HAHAHA
maree_fml 0
way to go about it, idiot, ydi