snow
Australia
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
poked
United States
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
msmusiclover7
United States
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML
brigitte
Noyon, France
Nice meeting you…
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
happycow122
Lafayette, United States
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
How does that work?
Today, after I spent years, and thousands of dollars, searching for my birth father, he changed his mind about adopting me. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Top comments
BurnDammit 0
Awww hun,don't worry ): Maybe he wasn't your father and was just creeped out at your message since it came from a stranger claiming to be his daughter. But if he was your father,then **** him,he's not worth you!
Makaloraii 0
4th He is not your father. The man who raised you is. Better off without him in your life.
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Comments (114)
TECC 4
**** facebook
savingaspo 7
Well **** him too
KingCeltic77 18
No offense, talking to your your biological father for the first time isn't exactly something that you do over Facebook.
awsamb 8
SHUT DOWN BITCH
blondie1504 4
maybe you came on too strong, were you 100% positive he was your biological father? it must've been a big shock for him. it doesn't matter now the only true father figure if the one that raised you and was there for you growing up.
itsstevedude 6
Yup. Happened to me on my 21st birthday.
SarahRanee_ 6
Personally? id catfish him. make him think your some girl wanting to meet him. make is like a coffee shop or something. then be a few minutes late, so he is already sitting. then ask him what the **** his problem is.
slmwhitechick 8
It could be worse yesterday I finally found mine when i googled his name his obituary popped up :( i've been looking for 20+ years and he's been dead for 4. (did i mention the obit listed him as a loving father of 4 other kids and i want mentioned)